Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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