strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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