There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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