I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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