i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
is it fun? or sober?
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