They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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