Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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