i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
operation have a gay friend backfired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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