I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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