I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
