Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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