even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
When are your genitals available?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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