even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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