Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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