I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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