She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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