She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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