So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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