i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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