Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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