I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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