i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
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i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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