ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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