Your tits are I can't wait for
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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