i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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