am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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