quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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