I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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