I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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