we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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