I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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