never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
two words...techno handjob
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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