carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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