So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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