we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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