It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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