He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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