True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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