Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
