Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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