i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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