great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It's official drugs can't kill me
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
