therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
we should paint friendship bongs
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