the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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