i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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