Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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