I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
