We're like a lot better than the average bears
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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