I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
vagina is talking i cant
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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