I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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