420 ftw
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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