let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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